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Toffer dreamed of being a lyricist since childhood. If you listen to these you will understand why this dream never came true.

Grab A Little Tail

This 'Online Stationery Opinion Platform' started as a joke for an episode of The Erasable Podcast, but it has become slightly less of a joke since Toffer does have a lot of strong opinions about the analog tools of creation.

I Deserve A Treat

Toffer sometimes deserves a treat. This Instagram account is where those treats are documented.

Little Line Press

Sometimes Toffer has a series of words that go together in a magical way. This is where those series of words go since they might never become anything else but what they already are.

Little Story Gallery

Short stories about short moments written by Toffer over long periods of time.

Not Played, Not Made

A Twitter joke about not knowing if Toffer or Kanye West came up with presented lyrics turned into a website called, Me or Kanye West. That website died and now has been reborn as a Twitter account that operates without mentioning Kanye West—who Toffer doesn't know personally.

Spicy Bill Franks

Toffer was born and raised in the great state of Texas where there's a lot of colorful characters. Spicy Bill Franks is an amalgamation of these characters that should read more.

Vers Libre

Poetry is the hardest thing to write well and that's why Toffer tries. This poetry isn't always good, but it is Toffer trying.